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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: The Trayvon Martin gun-range target was bad enough. Then a bunch of white kids had to go and launch multiple #Trayvoning Facebook groups (that have since been removed).

Trayvoning is like Tebowing, except totally the opposite — white (and apparently, black) kids pose as a gunshot victim, wearing a hoodie, and holding Skittles and an iced tea, which is what Martin had on him when George Zimmerman shot him to death in February.

Facebook group members said they were merely combating “racism against whites”: “White people are becoming more and more oppressed.”

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Ladies and gentlemen, there is no such thing as Racism against white people. Sorry white people. but its damn time you acknowledge your “whiteness” and all the unearned privileges you get for being white. I am not hating on white people. But the truth of the matter is that historically, those who are non-white have been oppressed simply for whites to hold onto the power they had. A white person cannot be a victim of racism because a person does not have disadvantages from being white in the way non-whites do.

Except that’s racist towards whites

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invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

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How old are you?

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

^^^better story than twilight

LOL

Filed under: Twilight parodies that are better than Twilight

reblogging for those comments XD

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Don’t play this mp3. You’ll regret it.

uchicagoadmissions:

Summer Breeze

Ludacris is coming to Hutch Courtyard. SAY WHAT? In the online frenzy that followed the announcement of Summer Breeze’s line-up last night, organized by the Major Activities Board, student posted links to some pretty amazing LUDA songs: Money Maker, My Chick Bad, Get Back, Stand Up, and Baby (with Bieber).

My school has better events than yours, but I won’t be there this year ;-;

Fight for Your Flight to Departy

I’d like to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check into my flight.

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I spent most of today on Sirius XM Alt Nation taking phone calls from people sharing their Beastie Boys memories. I also recorded some personal thoughts about Adam Yauch for Sirius XMU. Click to listen.

RIP MCA.

Noo honestly it’s a true statement

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Ray Charles, Paris, 1969

by Guy Le Querrec

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…..

I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.

Everyone needs to listen to this.

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nerdyandshameless:

Murder or Suicide? MIND BLOWN

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

a: When the kids are in college.

HAHAHA

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Been looking for this gif for forever

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